AISubs v3.7
- What's up! - What's up!
- I'm Tez! - I'm Shimei!
When we do "Who will enter this video?"
We try to come up with a lot of ideas and come up with a lot of ideas for the video.
But basically, the "entry" of a video is to combine it into three patterns.
- Oh... - Oh...
Normally you can't win, but if you follow this rule, you can win, right?
- That's the format of the video. - I see.
And I'm the one who's going to use it today.
Oh, you've got a lot of tricks up your sleeve.
I...
(Laughing)
Oh no, oh no!
(Laughing)
- I'm embarrassed! - I'm embarrassed!
- What? - What?
- Chief! - Chief!
- Don't worry and defend! - Don't worry and defend!
- Why do you say that? - Why do you say that?
Oh no, oh no!
- Well, there are some bad parts of me, right? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- You're a leader, right? - Yeah, yeah.
I'm...
I'm a really cute person.
I have a small stomach.
- Yeah, you're right. - Yeah, you're right.
And...
Huh? Huh?
- Oh, no, no! - Oh, no, no!
- No, no! - No, no!
- This is the second time! - Oh, yeah!
- You're a yellow! - You're a yellow!
- No, I didn't mean to say bad things about you. - No, I didn't mean to say bad things about you.
- So... - Yes?
I eat a lot and eat fast.
- I'm seriously a piece of shit. - Yeah.
I'm basically sitting over here because I'm too weak and I don't like it.
- It's not a match, is it? - It's not a match, is it?
But...
If it's this rule, I think I can win.
That is...
If it's something that's really hard to eat, I think I can win.
- Oh... - Oh...
- It's easy to understand because it's crab. - Crab.
Crab is...
If it's okay for someone to eat it with a lot of force,
you definitely can't win.
- But since I'm making a gunpla... - Yeah.
You eat the crab like this.
- It's like a battle of working hours. - Yeah.
And look at this finger.
It's so ugly.
- He's the ugly one. - Ugly finger.
Yellow corner!
Hey, if your finger is ugly, you can't eat it.
Your palm is long.
It's like you're jealous of my ugly finger.
- Your thumb is ugly too. - My thumb is ugly too.
- It's annoying. - It's annoying.
It's out that you can laugh normally and that you can swear.
- So... - Yes?
- We'll just do a simple tongue-twister battle. - Okay.
And if we do it for an hour or so,
you'll get used to it and your tongue will get stronger.
So I'd like you to set a shorter battle time.
Let's start with the first round.
Bring me the first round!
First round is "falling stars" in your body.
The time limit is 90 seconds.
Each of you has a counter.
One "falling star" for each of you.
Let's start.
Ready, set, go!
One.
Two.
Ouch!
Time's up!
That was fast!
I couldn't speak at all.
Me neither.
Let's see the results.
Tetsuya, you have 23 "falling stars".
That's strong.
Ryoya, you have 23 "falling stars".
That's strong!
Taiki, you have 26 "falling stars".
That's annoying!
Yojimizu, you have 26 "falling stars".
I lost to Chibi-domo!
You lost!
How did you split it?
I split it like this.
It was like an oxygen capsule.
That's slow.
It doesn't give you destructive power.
My body is small.
I split it in two.
I crushed it with my fingers.
How can you destroy it?
It's my first time losing to you.
I can't lose.
I'm going to lose.
Okay, next.
I'm going to say it first.
Crab.
You can eat crab.
But you can't eat it with scissors.
I'm going to say it first.
That's right, that's the only thing I don't use it for.
How much do you eat it for?
Measure it first and eat it when you're done.
I see.
Can I eat it now?
You can eat it now.
I'm so sorry.
Don't make me look forward to it.
I was really looking forward to it.
I'm so sorry.
Please hold the crab.
Wow, you can eat crab in the afternoon.
Yahoo!
I did it!
But this is difficult.
I'll weigh you first.
The secret is a container.
0.75.
Glasses 3.
0.75.
Wow!
The container is different.
0.95.
Wow!
Isn't the crab amazing?
The crab has a great personality.
The crab is amazing.
How many minutes do you want to cook it for?
What do you think?
I think it's three minutes.
Three minutes?
Well...
Then, 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
3 minutes and 45 seconds!
Are you ready?
Yes!
3 minutes and 45 seconds.
Watch me!
Ready...
Start!
I'll use scissors.
What are you doing?
Wow!
It's delicious!
It's crab!
I don't need it.
I'm embarrassed.
It's so delicious that I can't speak.
I'll use your scissors.
How many minutes?
2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Are you serious?
Wow!
I'll challenge it!
30 seconds.
It's difficult.
10...
9...
8...
7...
2...
1...
Time's up!
It was a happy four minutes.
We were happy.
Let's weigh it.
Mr. Koshin, you made it.
Yes.
The first one is 0.75 kg.
Mr. Koshin, it's 0.70 kg.
So, it's about 50 kg.
I don't know.
It's about 0.7 kg.
Mr. Koshin, is it okay?
What? It's 0.85 kg.
It's a lot.
Can I weigh it, too?
0.85 kg.
What is it?
It's a lot.
Is there such a difference in weight?
I used to eat all legs.
It's like a team battle.
It's the same.
It's 0.75 kg.
The third round.
I'm happy, but...
I'm sorry.
It's a happy song.
It's a shame.
I decided to use only thin legs.
It's very difficult.
It's like a whirlwind.
I don't want to eat it all the time.
It's difficult.
By the way, some people say it's a lie.
Really?
It's a lie.
By the way, do you know?
It's like a whirlwind.
I'm scared.
It's not a lie.
I'm scared.
Is it okay?
Three minutes.
Ready, action!
It's hot.
It's difficult.
It's hot.
It's like a whirlwind.
What's important?
Finally!
It's slimy.
It's good. I'm excited.
Let's give up.
He's eating it.
He has a bad temper.
It's delicious!
It looks hot.
It's big.
One minute left.
Wait!
It's fast.
Wait!
It's not over.
I haven't done anything yet.
Idiot!
No!
Who said "ten seconds"?
Who was with you?
I said "seven seconds".
Do it!
And...
What?
I said "seven seconds".
What?
I said "ten seconds".
That's enough!
Do you want me to tell you the result?
Yes.
One.
Two.
Zero.
What were you doing?
I was eating.
Why?
That's too low.
Why?
I can't think of anything.
Even if there is a lot of food.
There is a space like this.
If you pull it out and eat it...
It's a culture of meeting that answer.
Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
I prepared a lot of food.
It's hot.
It's slimy.
It's delicious!
It was delicious.
It was fun.
You lost.
You won at least one game.
I'll be honest with you.
The fourth round...
I practiced a little.
What?
I'll change.
The final round.
It's an oyster like a stone.
Something is attached.
It's big!
Do you eat oysters in a row?
Oysters are hard to eat.
I see.
It's very addictive.
I think you know how to eat oysters.
There are two oysters.
Yes.
One of them...
Idiot!
You have to peel it off and eat it.
By the way...
If you grill the shell too much...
The shell powder will come in.
If you grill it too much, the shell powder will come in.
The shell powder will come in.
Where did you buy it?
I bought it on Amazon.
Do you know the result?
How long will it take?
Tetsuya will decide it.
I think it will take a long time.
Let's say 4 minutes and 24 seconds.
I'm counting on you.
I'm ready.
Start!
Do you want to eat it?
It's good.
It's not good.
It's very spicy.
I love oysters.
It's perfect.
It's painful.
It's not good.
I don't like oysters.
It's the first one.
It's good.
It's gone.
What?
I'm licking it.
40 minutes have passed.
I think I'm going to win.
My mouth is full of oysters.
What is he doing?
10 seconds left.
3, 2, 1.
I'm sure I'll win.
You look happy.
My mouth is full of oysters.
What are you doing?
How many oysters do you eat?
I eat three oysters.
I eat one oyster.
My oyster is full of oysters.
My oyster is open.
I'm full of oysters.
I eat seven oysters.
Oysters are normal until the age of 15.
I'm worried about the number of oysters.
I think this video is a little short.
From now on, we will show you what happens to a man who eats seven oysters at once.
If anything happens, we will add more oysters.
I said that instead of you.
I don't like this result.
It's like a foreign project with you.
It was impossible for me.
I'm sorry.
I'm worried about you.
Eat this.
This is because it has a lot of white powder.
Wow!
This is like the sea.
Let's eat the rest of the oysters.
OK.
I'll wash the oysters, grill them and party with them.
I hope you're all safe and sound.
Let's continue.
Good evening, I'm Black Jack.
So, what happened to me after that...
As a result...
Nothing happened!
I ate a lot of oysters.
It's a curse.
I was nervous for the first time.
Everyone says oysters hit you a lot.
But that curse...
It was loose.
Maybe I'm lazy.
Virus.
I thought you were kidding me.
I thought I'd grill you.
It's been two days since I started shooting, and it's Friday.
I didn't have any trouble at all.
I was able to keep my freshness in winter.
Maybe if you do it in the summer, it'll be different again.
I think so.
And I'm going to have a revenge match.
I'm the second man in front of you.
The internal organs are also the second.
The second man in the whole body.
I feel like I'm the second.
I don't have any damage.
I really have it.
Hey, you're a star!
That's what I thought.
So I'm going to keep shooting videos.
See you in the video tomorrow.
Bye bye!